Got up on the wrong side of life today

12:02pm: No tuition today, yayness (:
I'm going for duck tour later with mommy :D
Hahah, I 've never been on this tour before, so excited.
Erm ya. Pictures in blogger, post in lj! 

http://www.yourpaperheart.blogspot.com
(my blog)

Oh ya, people have been asking me why my lj is called 'muscleaches'.
Well, I was having muscleaches while using the comp. && I couldn't
think of any name for lj. So I used muscleaches, cooliozxz aye? Iknw. (:

Ohmymy, I miss NYNY's green apple flavoured candyfloss )':
My mom doesn't like it there, I wonder why :\
I want my bday to be celebrated there! Yesyes!
So if people, you wanna give me a surprise party, make it
at NYNY! *continue dreaming* ...
Okay, I better wake up from my dream, I don't think its possible lah.
Oh wells.

10:24pm: Bugis-ed today with mommy.
Once again, I couldn't resist temptation, bought cream puffs and cookies!
Yeah, walked around Bugis Junction. Bought Lingmin's present.
I know its damn belated, but I bought her something right (:
Mum bought some boxes -.- She's always like this -.-
Kay, proceeded to Bugis Street. Ohmymy, mommy promised to get me a necklace (:
Walked around, but can't find suitable ones. I saw some damn cool shirts,
in this damn cool shop! I wanna buy, but mommy says not worth it :\
So didn't get it. Went into NewFuture, again. Bought a pair of black shorts.
I saw grey skinnies! I wannnaaaaaaaaaa buy! Okay, I need to go bugis again.
Someone who is willing to get the shirts and skinnies with me, contact me pls!
Yeah, wanted to eat at the food court, but like got nothing to eat leh.
So yeah, walked out of Bugis Street. Saw durians. My mum was like - 'eh
so long never eat already, I want! ' I almost fainted, don't really like durians though.
Ate one nia (:
Then headed home for dinner.
Kay, tata! Tution tmr -.- I hate tuitions ):

3:40pm:

OUCHHHHHHH!

My teeth really hurts now, I think its because of yesterday's
fried stuff and Sakae. Zomg, I think I'm gonna faint sooner
or later, HEADACHE! Wth luh. Tution tomorrow -.-
Kay, i'm off now, bye. Will blog when I'm back.
Seriously, I'm blogging 100 times a day la!

1:56pm: Came across this bulletin in friendster.
I thought it was really funny, I'll bold those that made me laugh!
Some are really really funneh!

1. Sing the Pokemon theme incessantly.

2. Learn Morse code, and have
conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip
Beeep Bip..."

3. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

4. Start each meal by conspicuously
licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will "stealyour
food".

5. Ask your co-workers mysterious
questions, and then scribble their
answers in a notebook. Mutter
something
about "psychological profiles."

6. Sniffle incessantly.

7. Name your dog "Dog."

8. Reply to everything someone says
with "that's what YOU think."

9. Claim that you must always wear a
bicycle helmet as part of
your "astronaut training."

10. Follow a few paces behind someone,
spraying everything they touch with
Air Freshener.

11. Invent nonsense computer jargon in
conversations, and see if people play
along to avoid the appearance of
ignorance.

12. Finish all your sentences with the
words "in accordance with the
prophesy."

13. Stare at static on the TV and
claim you can see a "magic picture."

14. Do not add any inflection to the
end of your sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression
that you'll be saying more any moment.

15. Signal that a conversation is over
by clamping your hands over your ears.
cartridge across the room.

16. Holler random numbers while
someone is counting.

17. Adjust the tint on your TV so that
all the people are green, and insist
to others that its one of a kind.

18. Drum on every available surface.

19. Staple papers in the middle of the
page.

20. Produce a rental video consisting
entirely of copyright warnings.

21. Write the surprise ending to a
novel on its first page.

22. Set alarms for random times.

23. Publicly investigate just how
slowly you can make a "croaking"
noise.

24. Honk and wave to strangers.

25. Dress only in clothes colored
Hunters Orange.

26. Change channels five minutes
before the end of every show.

27. Wear your pants backwards, and
when people tell you that, you say its
the new fashion.

28. Play Axel F by Crazy Frog in the
MRT in full volume.

29. Begin all your sentences with "ooh
la la!"

30. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

31. only type in lowercase.

32. dont use any punctuation either

33. Pay for your dinner with 5 cent
coins.

34. Tie jingle bells to all your
clothes.

35. Repeat everything someone says, as
a question.

36. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in
random spots on all of someone's
roadmaps.

37. Repeat the following conversation
a dozen times: "Do you hear
that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone
now."

38. Leave tips in Rupiah currency.

39. Demand that everyone address you
as "Conquistador."

40. When Christmas caroling,
sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells".

41. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent
One."

42. As much as possible, skip rather
than walk.

43. Stand over someone's shoulder,
mumbling, as they read.

44. Inform others that they exist only
in your imagination.

45. Ask people what gender they are.

44. Lick the filling out of all the
Oreos, and place the cookie parts
back. Then offer it to someone.

45. Lie obviously about trivial things
such as the time of day.

46. Leave your Christmas lights up and
lit until September.

47. Change your name to "AaJohn
Aaaaasmith" for the glory of being
first in the phone book. Claim it's a
Hawaiian name, and demand that people
pronounce each "a."

48. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

49. Sing along at the opera.

50. Mow your lawn with scissors.

51. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-
batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

52. Ask the waitress for an extra seat
for your "imaginary friend."

53. Go to a poetry recital and ask why
each poem doesn't rhyme.

54. Make appointments for the 31st of
September.

55. Invite lots of people to other
people's parties.

Omg, like seriosuly I can't imangine someone I know
doing that, I'll laugh like hell!

12:40pm: Okay, I'm again, very pissed with some people.
If you are reading this, please know that its you.
Can you don't copy my way of typing/talking?
Its very very very irritating yknw, even thought you may think its cool.
But to me, its very irritating and I get pissed off very easily.
Lets see, you've copied me in many many things.
Erm yes, you know what you copied me.
When I created a word, you come and create another word -.-
Asshole, I hope you read this.
Thank you and God bless you.
[ go ahead and copy this line la (: ]

12:20am:

Some people just can't get a life -.-
I feel so sad for them, they're just pathetic souls luhs.
Example, Girl A is just another suck-up in school, trying to
get famous people's attention. I know she'll be reading my lj,
Hi there, I really hope you read this. And she actually copied
me, my actions, the way I speak, etc etc! Lingmin, you'll know 
who I'm actually talking about. She is freaking irritating I swear.
She's not in STC, and she tries to be like a Theresian -.-
Stupidddddddddd!

Okay, Alissa and Amanda is entertaining me right now.
Alissa's so so so funny!

SECRETS GALORE; NOOB; DOOF says:
now when i swing my head my ponytail follows and slaps my neck

So funny can, I was laughing to my com now  -.-
I think I'm going to town with mum tomorrow.
I really need to get more clothes, but I feel damn guilty
spending mom's money. Zomg, I'm so confused now.

10:50pm:

Like zomg, I really should go and study soon.
But my hands just WON'T touch the books - wth?!
I just don't have the mood to study, and whats more, school's
re-opening in like, 4 days time I think. And during the holidays,
I'm occupied with trng, trng, and more trng! I don't have time to
study and even if I do, I'll usually be too tired to do so.
Okay, when school re-opens, I'm study kays, I promise (:
So if anyone of you see me online, please scold me (:
Okay, thanks and bye.

Oh yeah, I'm damn broke now, I need cash like - now.
I want to buy so many things - my gawd!
Outing with gf soon, please.
Omg, I haven seen NicoleYO for 57258902 years!
I wanna go out tomrrow, but I doubt my mum would allow.
No plans for tomorrow >:o

9:08pm: Supsup bomb!
Watched Surf's Up today with cousins.
Movie was really nice, damn funneh.
But they guys beside were really irritating, and my cousin is following them -.-
They guys, really ar. They played with lighter during the movie kays.
Some Ah Bengs luh. Okay, back to the movie. My neck was partically,
breaking kays, we go the third row from the front -.-
Okay, Sake after that, was good. Ate alot alot, I think I'm gonna burst
now. (:

11:54am: Oh mymy, I suddenly miss alot alot of people )':
I miss Nicole's irritating noises,
I miss bitching about people with Lingmin,
I miss asking Fairy Godmother peel prawns for me && his irritated face,
I miss Zhixin's weird laughters,
I miss Munjun's smiles,
I miss Girlfriend,
I miss talking to dearest,
I miss dramaqueen's dramatic way of talking,
I miss alot more people la, but these are the people I miss most (:

11:17am: Yoyoyo :D
Omg, I woke up damn early today - then found out that I have
muscle pull )':
Like I can't run luh, so I'm not going for trng today, yeah.
Watching movie with cousins later.
Omg, I got really hooked to this song, by Cao Ge - Tian Mi Mi (:
Go search it in imeem.com or go Lingmin's blog.
http://www.screamingandshouting.blogspot.com

10:56pm: Like seriously, my legs are aching like maddie now.
I think muscle pull, I'll go get some counter pain later (:
So many people feeling down today, and like I'm the only
one who is still happy and all -.-
Oh my sb (shrooms burger),  I'm waiting for mommy's almond jelly (:

Updated: SAMLINGMIN REACHED SINGAPORE!
And she got me somthing :D
You're the BEST sunshine anyone can ever have!
I'm like damn happy kays! She is coming online later!

9:15pm: Trng today, as usual, drills, game.
Ran 2 rounds after trng, then warmed down.
Talked to danker for awhile before changing.
Changed, saw my hair - almost screamed luh, my hair was so screwed.
But after awhile, its turned out better (:
Trained to Outram Park, then I got kinda lost luh, I don't know where on
Earth is Spottiswoode! I just walked luh. Then in the end, I saw Cantoment
Police Complex. Zomg, I was damn happy (: But I still cannot see 136!
Fine, called Hweemin, she wanna come out to fetch me (:
But guess what, she took FOREVER to arrive kays.
So I just walked lor, later did I realise that I was just right infront of 136!
Ohmymy! I raaaaaan in okay! Yes, the guard was nice, never stop me :D
Kays, saw some guys. I wasn't sure if that was Hweemin's BBQ pitch luh.
So yeah, went up and saw Gabriel, asked him why no girls?!
Then, Jazreel walked out. Followed by Sili. Omg, Jazreel grew
taller. So tall now. And Casselyn said I went shorter!? Clever her.
Yeah, like omg, Daniel is still as short as ever -.- Can't he like, grow?
Okay, I'll calm myself down (: Oh ya, GLEN IS MY FAIRY GODMOTHER (:

Erm ya, ate and all. Jeremy Heng very funny cans.
Yup, Jazreel is funny too, but yknw what. Mandy Lee is the bombzxz!
Okay, thats like damn random luh. Ya, after everything, mum came over
and fetched me home.

Oh ya, I created a word today - OH MY SHROOMS BURGER!

Meeting Henrietta tomorrow at Jurong Point, to eat shrooms burger!
I was craving for Shrooms Burger during training luh! I'm like looking forward
to tomorrow. Oh my shrooms burger, I wanna eat Oreo Cheesecake, NOW!
I wanna go out on Friday. Anybody free - contact me please. I want to
go out on Friday! Kay, thanks and bye.

10:26pm: Hi, I'm gonna use lj from now onwards (:
Blogger is seriously slow and screwed now.
Hopefully, lj would be better aye?
Yesyes, went out with twin today, omg, twin rocks :D
Bus-ed, saw CHELSEA WOO! Haven't seen her for ages!
Yeah, talked and all. Then alighted, saw twin! She's wearing
black tee too, same as me! I'm wearing MCR's tee (:
Kay fine, bought tickets to Fantastic 4.
In the mean time, took neoprints, took twice.
We screwed up the first one :\
So decided to take another time.
Saw Sally Ong and her co. Omg, she got stead now leh.
I can't believe it luh! Yeahhhhhhhhhh.
Go watch Fantastic 4 its really nice, I'm like damn cold inside luh, 
usually I would be okay, but today - lesser people, so yeah, colder.
After show, bought sweet talk, then went to cut my hair.
After cutting, went back to Tiong for tuition.

11:36pm: Today was like, okay okay luh.
My lj was once screwed, now better, use the normal skin better.
Yeahs, I'm so bored. I miss Red Rain, like hell lots. I want them
to come back soooooooooon!

10:54am:

Hehs, new livejournal created :D
Blogger is so screwed nowadays :\
So I'm trying out livejournal to see if its better than Blogger.